SELAMAT HARI GURU/HAPPY TEACHER 'S DAY

Number One Teacher(Name of teacher),
I'm happy that you're my teacher;
I enjoy each lesson you teach.
As my role model you inspire me
To dream and to work and to reach.With your kindness you get my attention;
Every day you are planting a seed
Of curiosity and motivation
To know and to grow and succeed.You help me fulfill my potential;
I'm thankful for all that you've done.
I admire you each day, and I just want to say,
As a teacher, you're number one!

SELAMAT HARI GURU/HAPPY TEACHER 'S DAY

A Teacher for All SeasonsA teacher is like Spring,
Who nurtures new green sprouts,
Encourages and leads them,
Whenever they have doubts.A teacher is like Summer,
Whose sunny temperament
Makes studying a pleasure,
Preventing discontent.A teacher is like Fall,
With methods crisp and clear,
Lessons of bright colors
And a happy atmosphere.A teacher is like Winter,
While it’s snowing hard outside,
Keeping students comfortable,
As a warm and helpful guide.Teacher, you do all these things,
With a pleasant attitude;
You’re a teacher for all seasons,
And you have my gratitude!

AYAT2 UNIK DI SIC(PART 2)

disebabke sic jd cluster skewl loni...ayat pun msti power root n radix(jenamo kopi)

-tabik shuffle
-kecek lekat palo ike bilis(budu)
-nik mat nik aizat(jiwo la namo nik aizat ni....)
-ma ja ma jebak
-glecoh jiwo
-cikgu besa naik kudo,koho besa koho bodo
-terbaik ruk(kalu aril AF guno wok,kito guno ruk....short form for beruk)
-nyo jeh beruk
-nyosuko ko mugo
-x cluster la(hu3 ilham datang secara zazz...)
-naik syeikh(thanz tc sally...)
-nok murih(naik maroh)
-supo mugo muko mg
-korek asam boi(hanya 5alpha yg tau...)
-bobom jebeh kelih

KATA-KATA UNIK DI SIC(PART 1)

-mace2 la hidup ni(ayat n.rooney)
-breh laluw(ayat uncle dan)
-so seh(ayat lingeh)
-air tuak=air liur basi
-kesot hati
-mikir la(hanya 5alpha yg tau..)
-rugi ak xkembe(ayat n.rooney bru mikir td..)
-civik(hanya 5alpha yg tau..)
-cah(ayat umum..)
-timbuk jiwo=mampuh
-jajahe mano mg ni???
-kocok budu dapur(ayat lingeh)
-kecok otok(ayat n.rooney bru mikir td..)
-boo dale hati
-mg sruh sete suko
-jadi jadi(ayat umum)
-jaring(ayat jeya n hanya 5alpha yg tau..)
-what the hell
-find a hell n stay there(ayat tc juriana)
-how dare me(ayat uncle dan)
-cramp jiwo(ayat n.rooney)
-kemah butir(ayat piah lanun)
-soyok tepek(ayat piah lanun)
-sayo buke gapo(ayat bob)
-supree(tyo akih beleh...)
-gaya bab 4 skali(hanya 5alpha yg tau...)
-xsero poket
-nik mat nik ase(ayat pokjib)
-celako(ayat uncle dan)
-samar samar(ayat uncle dan)
-virus U B A N(tanyo uncle dan kito....)
-bau coklat hack(ayat n.rooney)

hri ambo nk mikir jauh ke future...ambo nk jd ahli politik tp yg bersih la buke supo zame loni

kalu ambo jd PM...ambo nk sruh sidang bele2 selo...teko bakpo???coz ambo xse wi duit wi ko bwoh mejo(rasuah)...

besides that,ambo nk sruh wak blik mampuh....sapo2 hk main rasuah ko kuat bodek ko kito wak msuk blik ni...pah kito pakat2 mampuh dio sapo dio nyesal...

lebih genius lg,ambo nk sruh parti2 bwoh ambo ni anjur ke sukaneka skali sebule....maso ni demo2 tu bleh la nk lepah gere dgn main koto maso tandin....natijahnya,maso pilihe rayo nati demo2 tu puah dh wak jahat ko gu2 sdiri......

final step,ambo nk wujud ke PRS iaitu PEMBIMBING RAKN SEBAYA utk ahli2 politik ni spayo demo ni bleh tolon menolon antaro satu samo lain...bak kata nenek moye kito:

bagai aur dgn tebing

maaf la kalu ambo timbuk jiwo sapo2....maklumla ambo ni hanyo rakyat biaso xsupo ahli2 politik tu wak saloh pun xkeno gapo kehnyo dio sumat duit mulut senyap tipah blako.....

sekian dlu coretan dri ambo.....majulah rasuoh runtuh negaro!!!!!!!

lamo dh xnulih...tera tgk ado lg ko skill maut ak....

sdak la skoloh kat sic....cuti sokmo..mano nk cari skoloh gini dale malaysia ni....tyo la bdok skewl tun fatimah n maktab sultan abu bakar....nk take five pun xleh sero(ayat sonsang cg maizom aja)......tp ambo rusin gok keh syllybus xhbih lg ni.....spm brapo ratus hri lg....tkut xde yah nk cover semo...hok nyanyo sapo...skoloh gok coz rizak maybe jatuh(harap2 xla...)

tp takpo ambo duk rumoh supo duk skoloh gok....juruh n ngadap buku 24je....sesiapo yg baco ni doa2 ke la ambo biar bleh 9A1 SPM ni......kalu bleh wak mari pulut kunin skali......

kpd alphalanges(cari dale bio gapo phalanges xpun tyo cg asmani....)ambo harap kito wak molek la thun ni biar bleh straight A1 blako...insyallah bleh kalu tuhe nk wi.....

breh laluw(ayt UNCLE DAN...)ambo pun nk tido supo ore lain tp xleh nk tido(pyakit insomnia kali....)

sbagai khalifah di bumi ni....ambo nk wi ayat medih ckit: Biar kamu tidak cantik di mata penduduk bumi tetapi namamu menjadi perbualan penduduk langit

sekian trimas.....

SAJAK 'RAKAN SEBAYAKU'

RAKAN SEBAYAKU

SUDAH 17 TAHUN KITA HIDUP DI DUNIA
TAPI BARU SEKARANG BERDEPAN DGN UJIAN REALITI KEDUNIAAN
IAITU SPM DI TINGKATAN 5

RAKAN SEBAYAKU

SEDARLAH
GIATKANLAH USAHA,AMINKANLAH DOA DAN CARILAH KEBERKATAN PARA GURU DAN IBU BAPA
DEMI KECEMERLANGAN UTK DIRI KITA

RAKAN SEBAYAKU

PILIHLAH KESEDIHAN ATAU KEGEMBIRAAN DI MATA DAN HATI GURUMU
PILIHLAH AIR MATA ATAU UCAPAN SYUKUR DRPD IBU BAPAMU
PILIHLAH KEGAGALAN ATAU KEJAYAAN YG KITA MAHUKAN

RAKAN SEBAYAKU

HANYA INI YG MAMPU KU UKIRKAN DI DALAM STIAP BIBIT SAJAK KU INI
UTK MNGUBAH MINDA DAN PERSEPSI DIRI STIAP INSAN YG BERGELAR PELAJAR

RAKAN SEBAYAKU

BERUBAHLAH,BERUBAHLAH,BERUBAHLAH.......

ORIGINALITY NUKILAN : N.ROONEY